In honor of Father's Day, here are the TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR DAD SAY.
10. I'm craving a salad...
9. Sure, you can keep my daughter out as late as you like!
8. You kids don't need a job! I make PLENTY of money!
7. Here's my credit card and car keys. GO CRAZY!
6. Do these jeans make my butt look big?
5. Your mother’s coming to stay for two weeks? I wish she could stay longer…
4. Your mom and I are going out of town this weekend. You kids should throw a party!
3. Well, if all of your friends are doing it, then OF COURSE you can, too!
2. Here… You can have the remote, I don't need it.
1. I think we’re lost… Maybe we should stop and ask for directions...
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